death certificate?!?!?!?!

Now I know why my friends have been encouraging me to blog for so long. I seriously think my middle name is 'murphy'. Cause if it can happen it will happen to me.

I have had 'hours' of care through Alameda County for people to take care of me since I can remember. At the end of May, I let me employee go and June 1st my mom started working for me. We didn't turn in the paperwork til July 2nd. Late in true KERR fashion!!! I got it back in the mail stating my case was on 'leave'. I had no idea what that meant. In TRUE KERR fashion both my social worker and her supervisor are on 2 week vacations.

The stalker that I am, I called today and if I got a voicemail I left a message. I didn't care who, what, when, where. They got my name, ssn, and ph #. I got a call back and this very nice lady who was brave enough to return my call put me on hold for about 20 minutes. She comes back on the phone and says, we have a DEATH CERTIFICATE on file for you. It's sorta hard to read but the DOB seems right it's you. I said what should I do. She told me I need to come in and show them something. I said like what... Do they wanna pinch my cheeks and see my smile? How do you prove you're still alive!!!???? She said I don't know.............

Tomorrow should be interesting. To be continued.....